Real Estate Gurus Doxology

Praise tenants from whom all blessings flow;

Praise tenants all landlords here gathered;

Praise tenants above free loading in-laws;

Praise father, mother, and six screaming brats.


From all that dwell in houses of mine;

Let my guru’s praise a-rise;

Let my cheap decorator’s name be sung;

Through every land in every tongue.


Eternal are thy monthly tidings;

And truth eternal it is thy poverty;

Thy praise shall sound from month to month;

Till rents shall rise beyond your ability;

At which time I’ll evict thee.
 

The praise of tenants above home buyers;

Initial praise cause fortunes to arise;

Then praise thy tenants forever more;

Sing of rents rising in the sky and fees acuminating.


Praise tenants from whom all blessings flow;

Praise tenants all landlords here be-low;

Praise tenants above free loading in-laws;

Praise father, mother, and six screaming brats.

Amen!

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